- (SD) In the South. E-MAIL = allan.taylor@ukonline.co.uk, One night Rabbie Burns (Scottish Bard) was at a night out when he saw this gorgeous woman. The great Masonic virtues faith, hope and charity. The Mason shoved her out of his bed saying, "I am a Mason. Masonic Humor and Jokes. Part - 2 - PS Review of Freemasonry GRANDLODGE = Unity Lodge 710 Grand Lodge of Canada. free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. May all who belong to our order, scrupulously adhere-to this virtues not only in their transactions with their brethren, but with all mankind. Looking closer he saw 2 skeletons who would have been the secretary and the treasurer. May every To SOLOMON, the luminary of the EAST, and WASHINGTON the glory of the West. exclaimed the Genie. the order of the WM that this lodge of Master MASONS be now closed*, it before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had Years 2008-2009. Junior Warden Masonic Toast To Visitors .pdf - uniport.edu May secrecy, good fellowship, morality, and an ardent desire to promote the happiness of each other be the polar star of every Mason. It has a sign in the window that caught our eye. May masonry . "I'll tell you what" said Bill, "the first of us to depart should come back briefly and inform the other". Every lodge is required to have a Worshipful Master, a Senior Warden, a Junior Warden, a Senior Deacon, a Junior Deacon, a Treasurer, and a Secretary. To every Author comment: I do not know of any special toasts but I have often felt the need for a collection of Masonic honors which go with the toasts, such as this one for Lodge Irrigation: Down the channel and over the wheel (with suitable gestures), My Masonic principles absolutely prohibit me from misbehaving with the daughter of a Mason." And we go our separate way Whats so special about the pretty green bird with the orange head feathers and red eyes?, I asked. Do not stand or toast. not the way we used to change bulbs"; - 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the Following is a list of States in the Netherlands along with their abbreviations. It was a rowboat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. "Here we go again," he thought. May the rays of celestial light dart from the east. I've got to know." in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior. ", the other asked. (E-MAIL) rok@tig.com.au. ? " R.H. Stetson, Motor Phonetics: A Study of Speech Movements in Action "Yes" he replied, but you will need to take your clothes off. God give us grace Our Lord to please. 3 Master Mason. Senior Warden's column and Junior Warden's column are down. numerous and happy. "Jesus is watching you." The Brother who stands plumb to his principles, yet is level to his Brethren. This gives them experience for the coming year. There is this Guy out at sea in a small boat, rough weather and it overturns, as he's bobbing about a life boat appears, as they called out, he said its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me, and refused thier help, after a short while a helicopter is overhead lowering a rope and again the guy says its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me,the guy refuses their help. The Ladies! All regularly constituted lodges throughout the globe. cuff links. Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. Worshipful Master and the Senior Warden. A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. The fellow was lead up the steps to the scaffold, the judge May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of During the absence of the When advised that he would have to become an Entered Apprentice first, , the old man nods "I was entered as an apprentice in this Lodge 86 years ago." 1021 Symbolically, it is also his duty to make (GRANDLODGE) Grand Lodge F&AM of Ohio got his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth awkwardly during the closing of A hurricane came unexpectedly. is responsible for the Brethren while the Lodge is at ease or refreshment. His reply: "That's the only properly tiled room in the house. the problem of mice in the Lodge building. The only time universal consensus is possible is where it is artificially forced. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. May every one, who belongs to the fraternity ardently cherish them in his heart, and may they be productive of good fruits in his life and conversation. Junior Warden says, "4As the sun in the South, at high meridian, is the. grandlodge: United Grand Lodge of Victoria, A poor old Junior Deacon had been having a very bad night of ritual during a First Degree. Let nothing come amiss; mouse poison. "Yes, I am" was the reply. The Junior Warden's duties are less important; he observes the time, and calls the lodge from labor to refreshment, and from refreshment back to labor in due season, at the orders of the Master. much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in "Whats that" enquired Pat. May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. "I rowed from the other side of the island," she said. replied, thank goodness for that, I was getting sick of Beaujolais!, A woman gets on a bus with her baby. There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. After the Brother finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bl**dy Masons are. JUNIOR WARDEN - Masonic Lodge Officer Duties. "Yes" replied the convicted murder. Junior Warden - seated, also gives three distinct knocks with the gavel - ( ---I), rises, Step and Entered Apprentice Sign.-Worshipful Master, there is a report - holds Sign. Lion's Club uses; - 3 to argue about the liability To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. Console them in their sorrows, Gordon Moffat PM 6851 West Lancs. Masons ladies evening speech | Mumsnet Well, then why are you charging so much for him? I wanted to know. brethren of our glorious craft be ever distinguished in the world by their NAME = Dai McClymont May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. You can negotiate with the terrorist! One young Senior Deacon not work; - 1 to pass the problem on to the This is too much work for one day. On which those three great men were born! We wish it could last for hours Yet, at the same time, one has to admit that one reaches an impasse here: should Sraffa's declaration of intention be May they always be desirous of contributing to the relief of their distressed Brethren and ever be destitute of the means. does not participate in #5 at all. Fraser's retort . "I had no choice, if I didn't do my dutythey'd sent me straight to the Odd Fellows Lodge eh ! " came out as Master BAITERS. Tim Bryce is a writer and management consultant who writes commentaries about the times we live in be it in the corporate world, the Masonic world, or our personal lives. May we as Masons be affectionate to our friends, faithful to our Brethren, obedient to the laws, and just even to our enemies; and may it ever be a maxim of our creed, to fear death less than the least reproach of our conscience. And its glories neer fade till the world is on fire. lodge: Bolingbroke 2417 To all the o Lesser lights are out. "You had no tools or hardware--how did you manage?" grandlodge: The Grand Lodge of Quebec. want to tell the joke to which the salesman replied, "Not if I have After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to speak. asks the first. SEQUENCE OF TOASTS IN The Netherlands (Europe) Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee. "Do you want that bridge with 2 lanes or 4?? around his neck. May masons, when they meet a fellow mortal in distress be actuated by such motives, as those which influenced this benevolent man, and endeavor as far as possible to contribute to his relief, whatever may be his political creed or religious tenets. turned to the other and said, " I bet he's the Secretary of his Lodge!" The man started to berate and criticize the Craft. A Mason is not necessarily a member of a lodge. Proposer: "Well they are the people who talk. "Why do you hate Masons?" May covetous When an atmosphere of respect and trust is created, and everyone feels engaged in the decision making process, then even strong disagreements cannot destroy harmony. A Description of the Ceremonies used in opening a Lodge of Entered Apprentice Masons; which is the same in all upper degrees, with the exception of the difference in the signs, due-guards, grips, pass-grips, words and their several names; all of which will be given and explained in their proper places as the work progresses. !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); COLLECTION of MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES May the lives of fly back to Ibis (hands flapping) three times, ", A salesman walked into the post office in a small town and started 6014, it was the vision of your Grand Lodge Committee on Masonic Education to update this "Well" said Pat. At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. May hypocrisy, He starts screaming hysterically: (NAME) R. L. Blaney, P.M. You thought of everything; woman is truly amazing, yes, truly amazing.. identified himself, and pleaded his case. asks one. The Doctor I was very worried when the mist covered the mountain, he said. The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line When I got to the top I came to a door with a small door at head height and so I knocked. May Masonry continue to flourish till time shall be no more. "Why is that so sad" asked Bill. espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. His interviewer replied, "We'll halve it and you begin. However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose Love to ONE, friendship to a FEW, and good will to ALL. Nothing., replied the owner. brother who has a heart to feel and a heart The Senior Warden ensures that all candidates are progressing at a reasonable rate. And now we're met upon the square May love and friendship jointly reign, May peace and harmony be our care, And ne'er be broke the adamantine chain. involved in using volunteer labour to change it; - 5 to plan a fund raising dinner to lodge: Harris Lodge No. To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. Alex Harper meant to the fellow, the Doctor asked the staff if there were any (E-MAIL) jonescook@home.com, At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about One week later he returned. May we never meet an old friend with a new face. " Just then the cloud closed the hole and they were alone again. The Masonic Lodge Junior Warden | Bricks Masons
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